Season in seven words::
“Bravehearted children of destiny succeed once anew.” …

Hero: Derek Jeter, who somehow overcame the dearth of talent around him and a socially crippling fade haircut …

Loserhead: Is Chien-Ming Wang still alive? …

Key need: A hitter to replace the maybe-soon-to-depart Johnny Damon and totally-gone-thanks-for-the-memories Hideki Matsui, preferably one whose outfield arm is superior to Damon’s shotput …

Prognosis: It’s all good, unless they’re not playing come next Wednesday.

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